*katy perry calls lady gaga*
lady gaga: hello?
katy perry: hey gaga! its katy perry!
lady gaga: who?
katy perry: you know, katy perry!
lady gaga: oh. what do you want?
katy perry: i just want you to know that i broke michael jackson's record for having 5 no. 1 singles in a single album.
lady gaga: ....
katy perry: ....
lady gaga: OUCH!
katy perry: what's going on over there?
lady gaga: i just dropped my grammy on my foot. do you know how much that hurt? oh wait, you dont!
katy perry: ....
lady gaga: *troll face*
+ One year Born This Way: Lady Gaga performs “Born This Way” for the first time live at the 54th Grammy Awards.
